5 Things Your Car Does Better Than You on a Saturday Morning
Saturday morning arrives. You’ve survived the working week, the alarm is finally silent and your motivation has apparently left the country.
Meanwhile, your car is sitting outside ready for action.
There are at least five things it probably does better than you on a Saturday morning:
- Wakes up quickly: Turn the key or press the button and it’s immediately ready. You may require coffee first.
- Remembers where it parked: Hopefully you do too, although shopping centre parking lots have defeated better people.
- Doesn’t complain about errands: Groceries? Hardware store? Visiting the in-laws? The car simply accepts its fate.
- Gets moving without breakfast: Try asking a human to perform properly before they’ve eaten.
- Doesn’t ask what the plan is: It waits patiently until you decide where you’re going.
Of course, your vehicle’s Saturday enthusiasm depends on you looking after it. Check the tyres, fluids, lights and fuel before heading out, particularly if you’re planning a longer weekend drive.
Your car may be more prepared for Saturday than you are, but it still needs a responsible human behind the wheel.
Preferably one who’s had coffee.
